Do you ever have to go to your gyn/obgyn and are paranoid you are the gross kid?
(Or am I alone in that?)
I mean thats not an area that is "flaunted around" often for me.
So preparing for these types of appointments can be stressful.
These are the types of questions and thoughts that go through my head.
Do I shave completly?
Do I leave a landing strip?
Do I let stubble come back in before?
Do I not shave for a while before so, I dont have any ingrown hairs by the time the appointment rolls around?
Should I get some of those Summers Eve personal wipes to go... so I can freshen up right before?
Dang it I should work out my inner thighs more.
What? where did these stretch marks come from?
Gah! She probably sees soo many people it doesnt even matter, she isnt going to judge me basied on my neather reigions... or will she?
So the fiance and I went out to dinner tonight and he got the messy sticky chicken fingers. I decided my parinoia was a good thing when he needed a wet wipe, and I was able to supply him with a "on the go" vag wipe (see question above) ahhhh life is tooo goood.
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